Death of an underling

Doesn’t it suck when HR gets all bent out of shape just because you asked your employee to work hard?

I asked john nicely to work on Saturday and Sunday it is not my fault he didn’t have the wherewithal to escape the room I locked him in.

People are such sissies when it comes to sacrificing their lives for the company. Come on, carpal tunnel never killed anyone and if a machine outsmarts your employees by landing on them it just shows that they will soon be replaced by a machine, who is smarter than they are.

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