Apr 19

When dealing with peers, superiors or subordinates it is always best to deliver senstive messages via-e-mail - even if the target sits next to you.  Here are a few rules of thumb:

 1.  Always send derogatory e-mails to subordatines in lieu of face to face contact - because we know if you had to do it face to face you never would

2. Copy all your peers and superiors to show them that you are on top of the slackers

3.  Always demean them with phrases like “constant constrination” “irratation” “must get act together or further action”