An effective way to make employees succumb to your demands and achieve your management goals:
Change employee behavior:
- Mock them in front of a group of co-workers
- Make them feel insecure
- Secretly have meetings with all co-workers so the target employee can see you - but do not meet with them
- Whisper to someone every time your victim walks by then laugh
- After the meeting, make the employee feel more uncomfortable by taking the rest of the team to lunch.
- Let everyone else leave early.
Increase performance
- Call them out in front of co-workers with comments such as "when are you going to pull your head out of your ass?"
- Whisper just loud enough to be heard to other workers "can you do his job, we might need you soon"
- Cut down any and all progress with, "You spent HOW LONG on this!"
- Use sayings such as, "Close your mouth I can smell the bullshit"
Diminish their self worth
Use these comments in front of co-workers or anytime at all:
1. Can you really be that stupid?
2. If shit were brains you would be Einstein.
3. Are you a moron?
4. Go ahead and quit, who else would be dump enough to hire you
5. Can you ever do anything right?
6. Who hired you? They should be fired.
7. I’m surprised you’ve slipped through the cracks this long.
8. What’s your excuse this time?
9. I’ve pissed patterns in the snow more coherent than your ideas.
10. You know that saying "There are no stupid questions?" Well you’ve just been the first to ask one. Congrats chief.
11. Did you grow up near power lines?
12. Rig their drug tests, then accuse them of lying.
