Fear, Management, Pillars, Subordinates, Humiliation, Satire, Abuse

The Art of Deflection and Deception

Often employees will ask a question you do not wish to answer.  The best way to handle this is to:

  • Lie
  • Repeat the question then - talk about a long forgotten work issue
  • Yell - about nothing in particular - ensure you use works like fuck, shit and we are fucked now
  • Throw something…anything
  • Tell the truth, then blame someone else then fire them
  • Tell the employee you need more information
  • Ask the employee who gave them permisson to approach you, then fire that person
  • Never, and I mean never take responsibility for any actions you may or may not have done 

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